You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
I have a problem with the addition of David Spade to the cast, but I've never liked Spade anyway.
His bratty nephew role here is just Spade doing his same old tired shtick.
I've criticized ABC in the past for recklessly mismanaging its shows for years - sending great shows on the chopping block far too soon - but in this case they and the "Rules" show-runners did exactly the right thing.
Family sitcoms are a dime a dozen, but '8 Simple Rules' is better than we're used to from the genre.
It's got moments that are so lame and broadly played they are clearly only for the kids, but most of the time it is cute and kind of funny without being embarrassingly stupid, and genuine without being maudlin sap. It doesn't try to be artificially edgy or plugged with wacky dysfunctional family humor.